April 2011
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My Dad asked my sister if he could bring his hand...
wtf dad. Just…wtf.
I NEED FLORAL SHORTS IN MY LYFE.
Bitch Tits.
Me: (slapping Caitlins boobs, like those balls on a string you know?) BitchTits!
Caitlin: whatthefuck did you just call me?!
Me: Bitchtits. It's loving, an affectionate name!
Cailin: Tell Mom what you called me.
Me: (to Mom) Its what they call man boobs, but I meant it nicely!
Mom: (looks over me at her glasses) What did you call her?
Me: (under my breath) Bitchtits!
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Lady Gaga and her back-up singers warming up backstage before the show with an acapella rendition of Born This Way.
“Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A...”
– Jessica Zafra (via citrusmalicious)
“I can’t keep waiting for people to feel more comfortable with my body. I can’t...”
– via Jessica, Tangled Up In Lace (via bigassfemme)
RAJA WON RAJA WON RAJA FUCKING...
“People take your cue on how to behave around you. If you act ashamed of...”
– Wendy Shanker, author of The Fat Girl’s Guide to Life (via projectiambeautiful)
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What a day, what a day.
So I was driving around in my town and I was crossing my town’s main street, and this older gentleman ran a red light and t-boned my car. My own car that I just got done paying off in feb/march and now it’s fucking totaled (please note that i only paid 2000 for it, but I love that car. my first car, my first fucking wreck). I am okay, but his wife was not because she wasn’t...
